Good news I can now run out and buy a pygmy goat. Fuck yeah! Thanks to the crusading efforts of the Goat Justice League pygmy goats have been reclassified by the Seattle City Council as small animals making them legal to own in the city.
“One small step for man, one giant step for goatkind,” council member Richard Conlin, who sponsored the measure, said after Monday’s vote.
The little goats - up to 2 feet tall and weighing 50 to 100 pounds - must have pet licenses, just like cats, dogs and potbelly pigs. However, these pets must be dehorned and males must be neutered to reduce musky odors.
They’re not allowed outside the owner’s yard - but other people can borrow them for grazing.
Don’t goats like chewing on metal? I wonder how many beer cans one of these little bastards could graze up?
Really I could give a shit about the goats. I want to know about this Goat Justice League. Apparently this group of superheros fighting for goat rights is about 100 strong and headed up by President Jennie Grant. I wonder what other kind of goat rights they fight for.
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Seriously though, this is what out city council is doing? I smell new beastiality legislation next…