Researches have just found evidence that will put a stop to men smoking once an for all.
In a study of 4,763 Chinese men aged 35 to 74 years who were free of blood vessel disease and who reported that they had been sexually active within the last 6 months, the researchers found a significant statistical link between the number of cigarettes smoked and the likelihood of erectile dysfunction.
And there was a clear “dose-response” relationship, meaning that the more the men smoked, the higher was their risk of erectile dysfunction. Compared with non-smokers, men who smoked up to 10 cigarettes per day had a 27-percent greater likelihood of erectile dysfunction; those who smoked 11 to 20 butts a day had a 45-percent greater likelihood of erectile dysfunction; and those who smoked more than 20 cigarettes daily had a-65 percent greater chance of suffering erectile dysfunction.
No man regardless of age wants something jamming up his social agenda in the bedroom. Print a few million fliers that say “Smoke cigarettes and your dick won’t work!” and men everywhere will start quitting. Sure smoking seems like a cool thing to do but what is the point if your dick is only going to work 50% of the time? Why would you purposely put yourself into a situation where 50% of the time you had to say “I swear that this has never happened before!”?
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1 Mr. Wonka // Sep 26, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Whatever. So if I smoke like 3 cigs a day, I should be fine. Whatever a 3% greater chance than. 0 is, that’s no biggie. I should probably let him take the night off that often…
2 Paco GĂ©rte // Sep 26, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Don´t forget to take into account the phenomenon commonly known as “whisky dick”. After several years of non-clinical research it has been discovered that after consuming >18 alcoholic beverages one’s “johnson” is about as useful as a piece of rope in a billiards match. However, as most readers would agree, when asked after the 17th round if another beverage is desired, the answer, most undoubtedly, will be yes.
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