By now everyone has heard about the Tommy Lee / Kid Rock fight at the VMA’s the other night. It was so big our own Baba Ganoush dropped a post about it. Well it looks like Tommy Lee isn’t ready to let the self described bitch slap go. He decided to write up his version of the fight on his blog. Here is the meaty part of the story.
……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!
I haven’t contacted the Guinness Book or anything but I think Tommy Lee might have just set the world record for most name drops in a single blog post.
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Those 2 should just get a room.
are you sure they weren’t fighting at the VMA’s in 1999? why were these asshats even AT the show this year?
You don’t have to be relevant to get an invite. MTV has to fill the seats somehow.