I love it when a story comes full circle.

Back in July I posted a story about a man who was accused of having sex with a bike.

This morning I am surfing the glorious WWW and come across a story that the same poor SOB has been convicted of the above mentioned bike sex crime.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

Here is the real bitch of the whole thing. This guy was put on the sex offenders’ register. Is there a special section of the register just for people who have been convicted of violating inanimate objects? I am all for the human on human sex offender list but does bike sex guy really deserve to be listed? If this guy had been caught humping a Cup Nude would he have been given the same punishment?

Original Story: Telegraph.co.uk