Spears debuted her bee-stung-bordering-on-anaphylactic-shock kisser on Friday, when she was caught driving away from a Beverly Hills, Calif., medical building (per TMZ.com) with one hand over her mouth and the other steering her plastic-pumpkin-bedecked white Mercedes through a throng of paparazzi, one of whom failed to get out of the way of her wheels. “Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone,” a source tells the London Daily Mail. “But onlookers literally stood [open]-mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky.”
So Brit Brit’s plan to regain her former uber pop star status is to plump up her lips. News Flash: Big lips will not make you look like Mrs. Jolie- Pitt in fact it makes you look desperate and a bit silly. How about working on getting custody of your kids back and saying no to the booger sugar. The funnniest part of the article is when a reviewer of Spear’s new album said the music sounded like a inflatable sex doll that could sing
Original Article: MSN Entertainment
{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
I tell ya I’m definitely in the “hey if you can fuck a celebrity why not?” camp but it’s getting REALLY hard with this Spears lady. I’m not quite there yet but I’m pretty damned close to the feeling that if she wanted to bang me I might say no.
I don’t know how the reviewer would know what an “inflatable sex doll that could sing” would sound like but that is a wicked burn.