I want: Home Depot gift card. You want ????

I have some items I would like to get at Home Depot but have no available cash.

Let me know if there’s something else you’re just dying for, maybe I have something. (If you like American Girl, let me know. I can go through my items and see what I don’t need to keep.)

So this looks like your standard gift card swap until you read the part that says “no available cash.” followed by “accounting/tax experience” on the next line.

Anybody can fall on some hard times but do you really think I want someone who can’t come up with $50 getting anywhere near my finances? We aren’t talking about balancing your checkbook we are talking financial documents that are going to be sent to the IRS. That is one three letter government organization that I don’t want to fuck with. EVER. Let alone try to explain to them that the mistake wasn’t my fault and was made by the guy that I traded by Home Depot gift card too.

want to trade a WELDING MASK for cans of CREAMED CORN.

I have a welding mask that I won’t need anymore (I lost my job due to an incident involving a bottle of Bombay gin and a bowl haircut) but I need a few cans of creamed corn for a meal I have been trying to make correctly for the past 3 years. Let me know.

I am pretty sure this one is fake especially because it linked to a youtube video titled How to Drink Alcohol On the Job (Hit the link for the video). However I have to give them some credit on creativity. Not only the “bottle of Bombay gin and a bowl haircut” but the fact that they have wanted to cook a recipe for 3 years but I haven’t been able to take their lazy ass to the store and pay $3.21 (checked on Safeway’s website) for the cream corn. I don’t know how much a welding mask goes for but if you are in the market I am thinking this is a good deal.