Only in Florida would someone try to claim there was a “breach of an oral sex contract”.
The 38-year-old Crestview man told investigators the dancer had offered to perform oral sex on him early Sunday inside the club’s champagne room for $500. He also bought a $100 bottle of champagne to drink, he said. But the man told lawmen he was upset because the dancer did not actually perform oral sex on him.
“He implied that the dancer was in breach of contract for not fulfilling her end of the transaction,” a deputy wrote in the report.
The man was then handcuffed and detained for solicitation of prostitution.
During a post-Miranda interview, the man “continued to self-incriminate himself by repeating his original complaint.”
Another patron told investigators the man had asked to borrow his credit card “to pay the dancer $500 to receive oral sex,” but he refused to lend it to him “because it was a crime,” according to the report.
“He stated they have been friends for some time and he was not going to get in trouble for (his friend’s) stupidity,” the report states.
The dancer told investigators the $500 transaction was only for a bottle of champagne and the man added a $100 gratuity to the credit card receipt. She said she never told him she was going to perform any sexual acts. She said while she was performing a lap dance for the man, he “aggressively placed his hands into her underwear” before she left to notify management. When she returned, she said he had opened his pants and exposed his penis.
I hope this idiot at least finished his $500 bottle of champagne before repeatedly telling officers he committed a crime.
Original Story: Northwest Florida Daily News
