Although we’re a little late on the recap from the first week, the two-time defending champs, Lofa Ta-Two-Peat (LTTP) is off to a good start following a sweep of their double header this past week, putting them at 3-0.
In the first week of the season, LTTP faced off against a familiar foe, Pride Is Forever - who’s team slogan is “Pain is Temporary, Pride is Forever.” We find this hard to believe, since LTTP (formally Playing the Field) has beaten Pride is Forever about 15 times in the last four seasons. LTTP brushed off some early rust from their summer hiatus to come away with a 35-33 win.
For the week two double header, LTTP hit their stride and focused on the defensive side of the ball to come away with both wins. The Ball Bearers were the first to step up to the ass-whooping on Saturday. LTTP capitalized on the Ball Bearers inept offense and cruised to an easy 32-14 win. Next up was another familiar opponent, It’s Nothing Personal. In the past, their asian Vince Young at quarterback had caused problems, but some clever strategery for the pass rush paid dividends. A couple late touchdowns made the game respectable, as LTTP flirted with the mercy rule, with the final score being 31-20. LTTP headed to the local sponsor bar to celebrate over a couple boggs.
LTTP sits atop the standings, unfortunately a spot shared with their arch nemesis The Usual Suspects, a.k.a. The Usual Tight-Wearing Douchebags. This Saturday, LTTP faces the cellar-dwellers Sweep The Leg, I predict LTTP mops the floor with them.
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