Cracked.com created a list of the ten manliest names in the world. There are some good ones in slot 2 through 9 but #1 is almost to good to be true. STAFF SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER.
He was mentioned on CBS News in an article about the Iraq war.
We know, it blew our damn minds, as well. You think, sure, he’s talking to the news and he just makes up a fake name, like the e-mail Bill O’Reilly read on the air from “Jack Mehoffer.” But no, we looked him up and he’s a real guy. He also has a MySpace, although it’s set to private, denying casual browsers the insight into what Fightmaster gets up to day-to-day. However, we like to think it’s probably something completely fucking awesome.
Max Fightmaster is also in the army, or at least he was in 2003. The awesome part? His rank: Staff Sergeant.
This means Max’s full name and title is STAFF SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER. That is the manliest name on the planet. Hands down, bar none. Just saying that name will put hair on your chest. Even if you’re a woman.
Girls, please don’t say Max’s name out loud.
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How about some love for our hometown manliest name, and true Seahawk, Mack Strong?
(my buddy has worn a Mack Strong jersey into work today to acknowledge the contributions of the man over his 14 years as a Seahawk)
If you are going to give the guy a shout out the least you could do is drop a link to the man’s wiki page.
Wikipedia: Mack Strong