MAXIM decided to go against the grain of the standard tabloid “Sexiest Men/Women Alive” list and go for the 5 unsexiest women alive. One through 4 are pretty standard choices. I mean I can’t say that I agree with each choice 100% but I can see their reasons for each choice. Then I clicked onto #5 and I was actually shocked. Old #5 was none other than Britney Spears herself. Sure she has been on a downhill slide the last year or so but #5 on an unsexiest women alive list? Really? Has MAXIM turned on anyone else so fast? I wonder how many issues of their magazine she is at least partly responsible for selling only now to get backhanded like this.
It is a harsh world out there. Hopefully her new puffy lips will help her climb back up and off this list. Before I get all “Chris Crocker” let’s see MAXIM’s reasoning.
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.
Touche MAXIM and agrizzled.
