“Don Vito has been found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was acquitted on one count. Vito, real name Vincent Margera, who is Bam Margera’s outrageous uncle on MTV’s “Viva La Bam,” was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at a mall in a Denver suburb. The victims of the sexual assault were 12 and 13. After the verdict was read, Don collapsed to the floor and yelled, “Just kill me now!” Deputies restrained him — and took his ass off to jail.”
Apparently Don Vito was not a big enough celebrity to beat the rap. Honestly I’m glad I won’t have to see him in new Bam Margera videos/shows/whatever because Vito is by far the most annoying dude on the show. Actually I take that back Party Boy is a F**ktard, his only skill is taking his clothes off. Nonetheless Vito is a fat annoying bastard. The best thing he ever did was pound something like a 100 shots of peach schnapps and then puke. That episode was by far the pinnacle of Vito’s television career. On the plus side he’ll probably lose some weight in jail ala Paris Hilton.
Oh and J.Lo is preggo but I hate that bitch, so look it up for yourself
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I always liked Vito’s shenanigans on TV but only a real douche would try to fondle a 13 year old girl.
I agree Mitch! He was hilarious always acting like a retard…but there’s absolutely no excuse for touching 13 year olds.
Oh, thanx for not posting about J Lo…I can’t stand her either (yet: let’s see how huge her ass gets…lol)
A longer story about the verdict was released today by the Rocky Mountain News.
This was apparently Vito’s full reaction when the verdict was read.
“Jesus! I can’t spend the rest of my f—— life in jail! Just f—— kill me now!” he screamed as he hit the floor, knocking down defense attorney Pamela Mackey as he fell.
Four deputies rushed to Margera, 51, as he writhed on the floor. “I can’t stand up! My legs! My legs! I can’t move,” he yelled as deputies tried to calm and subdue him.