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Copperfield Makes The Panties Disappear

November 6th, 2007 by Skinny D · No Comments · 3 Views

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Why would a rich and famous guy need such a detailed plan for picking up chicks at a show? Where is the self esteem, machismo, whatever? I know its on the tip of your tongue, dudes that perform live shows have a look out for hot chicks and then bang em’ after the show. Think Aerosmith, GNR, or Motley Crue. But Copperfield takes it to a new level all together.

“The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding ‘from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay.’ If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”

I bet the plan has been perfected down to the smallest detail. I’m all for picking up the hottest chick in the room but this might be the most pitiful way of going about it. One could imagine a guy who made 57 million in 2005 (per Forbes) and who has his own chain of islands would not need such plan. Just show up in a room, and like that sticky tape hanging from the ceiling, women would stick to your balls. Not the case with Copperfield. Maybe he has a gigantic case of little man syndrome?

Original Article: TMZ Entertainment

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