Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
This is pure genius. A friend pointed me in the direction of Kissing Suze Kolber today and let me tell you, I like what these guys got. This article agrees with my hypothesis about Rex Grossman’s mind and how it functions during games. Something’s gotta be wrong in that dome.
Make sure you read the rest of the article here. It only gets better.
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I watched sexy Rexy play this weekend and I really think this is an accurate representation of what he is thinking.
I watched him throw into triple coverage for Bernard Berrian at least three times.