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Floridians Are Crazy #7

November 16th, 2007 by Mitch Martin · 2 Comments · 1 Views

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Let’s pretend you robbed a bank and one of the packs of bills was a dye pack that exploded all over you coating you in red dye. What would you do? I don’t know…maybe change your clothes? Not Mr. Holley here. The police caught this douche bag chucklehead riding his bike down the street two days after the crime still wearing his dye stained clothes! Did he like the tie-dye pattern?

A bank, a pharmacy, and two stores were robbed in the past week, all by the same man.

On November 15, 2007 at 9:40 am, Largo Police Department detectives and patrol officers located and arrested Holley while he was riding a bicycle on the Pinellas Trail in the area of Taylor Park.

When he was arrested Holley was wearing the same clothing that he wore during the 5/3rd Bank robbery. In addition he was still in possession of the manila envelope and bait money. He was also covered in red dye from the bank dye pack explosion.

If you are going to commit a crime at least put in a half ass amount of effort to get away with it. He might as well have sat down on the steps of the bank and just waited for the cops to show up. Piss poor.

Original Story: 970WFLA

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Douchebag // Nov 16, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    I think you are getting a little overzealous in your use of the term “Douchebag”.

    While wearing dye-stained clothes from a robbery is certainly, stupid, moronic, dumb, and idiotic, and this man is clearly an imbecile, dimwit and/or dolt, I do not believe he can be considered a douchebag.

    Please contain your use of the term to instances like the ones noted in this video:

    http://tinyurl.com/yrd8gw

  • 2 Mitch Martin // Nov 16, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    @douchebag

    Touche. I think I have been throwing that out a little to often lately.

    I have made the necessary corrections to the above post and will take that into consideration in the future.

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