Pop quiz hotshot, you gave your brother $20 to buy some blow for your birthday celebration and he came back empty handed. What do you do?
Well if you are Philip Johnson you stab your no good bastard of a brother twice in the stomach. When I first read the headline I figured the two chuckleheads invovled were probably somewhere between 18 and 30. I just didn’t think anyone over that age bracket would care so much about getting some Columbian bam-bam for their birthday. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Philip Johnson, the stabber, is a ripe old 54 years old while his younger brother John Tyler, the stabbie, is 37 years old.
Maybe all that sunshine down there in Florida extends your drug snorting years.
Tyler, 37, told police he gave the money to someone who was supposed to buy the cocaine. When Johnson learned his brother didn’t buy the drugs but handed the $20 to someone else, he got angry and pulled a knife from his pocket, according to the report.
Johnson stabbed his brother twice in the stomach and caused defensive wounds on his brother’s wrist, police say.
