According to a Reuters report, a 50-year-old man bought two large sausages at a butcher shop in Mannheim, Germany, then returned shortly afterward to have them wrapped for a flight to Dubai. While inspecting them, the butcher found that the man had stuffed each sausage with a very anatomically correct latex dildo, ostensibly to smuggle into Dubai. He was arrested soon later.
It seems that in Dubai, you can pay $3000 a night for a room in a gigantic hotel overlooking a man made island shaped like a champagne glass, and fill said room with hookers and coke while engaging in an all-night orgy of excess and depravity. But you can’t bring a dildo through customs…
Three words: Wrap. It. Yourself. At least if you get caught in customs in Dubai you can buy your way out of it.
Even a Floridian could have figured that one out…
