I am not sure if this would have made an episode of MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen but this is a pretty kick ass birthday gift to receive from Mom and Dad.
But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for.
“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’. Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. “She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework. “Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.
“No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - one for each year - on the bottom with her whip. “Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.
Here is my favorite part “and even asked the teacher to film it so the family could see the boy’s reaction.” That drama teacher must have been shitting a brick but I bet he captured a pretty good reaction from the son.
I hope they let the kid rub the cream in. I mean it’s not going to rub itself in and the entertainer can’t just put her skirt back on with a bunch of cream on her ass.
