This story really isn’t all that funny. Some dipshit decided to strip at a concert and then began resisting arrest when the cops tried to slap some cuffs on him. Now that every cop carries a taser they don’t put up with any bullshit and they promptly tasered said dipshit. This quote is the funniest part of the whole story.
“He was tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time,” one female witness stated. “It was terrible.”
Poor girl is probably traumatized and is going to need several years of therapy. Everybody involved should thank their lucky stars that the dipshit was able to keep control of his bowels after that “prolonged” ass tasing.
Original Story: River Front Times
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I imagine the electricity caused some kind of bowel contractions, i.e. he shit himself.