This story sounds like some kind of weird challenge from one of the Grand Theft Auto video games. Ardonas Gilbert has set the bar pretty high with three accidents and two assaults on good samaritans trying to help his drunk ass.
Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Penn., man who they said was running naked and drunk on Interstate 95 and caused three accidents. Police said Ardonas Gilbert, 26, was running along the southbound lanes near Marsh Road at about 10 p.m. Monday. He is charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on the highway.
Two citizens tried to help Gilbert, but police said he began to assault them. Police said he then ran back into traffic and caused three accidents when cars tried to avoid hitting him.
Monday night at 10 p.m. and you are drunk enough to be running naked on the interstate? That must have been one hell of a Monday Night Football party.
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“WE’RE GOING STREAKING!”
Sorry, couldn’t resist. That is some STOOOPIDity running around.
is the question how many accidents I could cause drunk and naked in one night, or is this like the June boggs challenge where I have an entire month?