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Top 25 Drinking Quotes

November 28th, 2007 by Mitch Martin · No Comments · 5 Views

It surprised me to find that Homer Simpson has 2 out of the top 3 quotes in this list. There are great quotes in the list but I don’t really agree with the order they have been put in or that they are the 25 greatest. For instance this Dean Martin quote has always been one of my favorites and it didn’t even make the list: “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

Here are a couple that did make the cut:

4. I drink to make other people interesting. –George Jean Nathan.

6. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. –Frank Sinatra

13. I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach. –WC Fields

19. I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. –George Best

Full List: OnMyList.com

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