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Top Ten Caddy Reponses To Golfers

November 21st, 2007 by Mike Honcho · No Comments · 1 Views

Caddie#10 - Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

#9 - Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

#8 - Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

#7 - Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?

Caddy: “Eventually.”

#6 - Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

See the rest of the list at Savvy.com.

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