I will be honest, dick jokes make me laugh. I couldn’t pass up writing a headline like that. This is like checking your Business Law 210 grade and finding a kid named Richard Girth on the class roster. You have to take advantage of the situation and run it into the ground. Business Law 210 was 8 years ago and I am still working on running that one into the ground.

Diexia Wang, a Penn senior, was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, harassment and theft after he allegedly stole underwear and purses from several women. Southwest Detectives also are investigating whether Wang stalked a woman who lived in the Harold C. Mayer Residence Hall. Police said Wang may also be linked to at least a half-dozen bizarre thefts on campus, according to media reports.

Original Story: philly.com