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Couple Mitten - Like Two Rats F–kin’ In A Wool Sock

December 18th, 2007 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 4 Views

swatch326sw_image.jpgThis has to be one of the stupidest goddamn products I have ever seen. Who wants to be attached to their partner by the hand? I like holding hands with my lady friend but I need an escape route. What if she has a sweaty hand inside that fleece heat trap? I will tell you what, I am totally fucked. Anyone strolling around town with their hands in one of these deserves a pop to the face.

The amazing thing is that the product page says these things are out of stock. Did they really sell out or did they only stock two? It doesn’t matter how shitty a product is there are always at least two idiots who will buy it.

The most romantic, cosiest gloves ever invented. One double glove for holding hands, and two single mittens.

Fleece, one size fits all, machine washable at 30 C.Available in charcoal grey.

Product Page: Glovers

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  • 1 J Diggles // Dec 19, 2007 at 11:04 am

    this makes me want to vomit

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