Unfortunately it’s a slow day and I feel somewhat sick about posting this, but some douchebag in New York decided to make the most of his Starbucks coupon by ordering the most expensive and possibly nastiest drink EVER!

The author of [An Error Occurred While Processing This Directive].com blogs about his boring escapade to get his money’s worth with a Starbucks free drink coupon. The final order: 13 shot venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel, rings in at a reasonable $13.76 (with tax).

I’m pretty sure this guy isn’t going to be able to sleep until next year. Apparently, they’re still working on a name for the drink, so we would love to hear your suggestions. So far, mine are “Cup of Garbage” and “White Mocha Shit.”

If you are as bored at work as I am, you might be interested in the full posting here: The Most Expensive Drink at Starbucks. I’m going to strongly suggest not reading anything else on that site though, you’ll thank me later.