You are a 34 year old fire chief in Maine who is drunk and bored. Do you…

A) Drunk dial the firehouse.
B) Call it a night and pass out.
C) Race a fire engine up and down your street with the lights and siren on.
D) Find a different bar to get kicked out of.

Since you are reading this story on Tasty Booze you can pretty much guess which option Russell Banks chose.

A fire chief in Penobscot County has been charged with being drunk behind the wheel while driving a fire truck with its lights on and its sirens going. Russell Banks of Burlington was arrested around midnight Saturday after a resident complained that Banks was racing a fire tanker by his home even though there was no fire in the area.

I don’t know what this guy was thinking but it sounds like one kick ass time.

Original Story: boston.com