Why would you spend $425 on something that you can accomplish with some applesauce and a canister of gold glitter?
It’s a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You’re supposed to eat it “to increase your self-worth.” That would be funny if it didn’t cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don’t send us the pictures).
Why would you want to bling out your shit? Everyone uses the old “throwing money in the toilet” expression but this is literally flushing your money down the toilet. It’s not like you are going to put your $425 log of glittery shit in a jar and place it on the mantel.





















