I came across a story this morning about a doctor who is in trouble for using his camera phone to snap a shot of a patients dick while he was inserting a catheter. Blah, Blah, Blah, who really cares, right? Well here is where things get interesting. The doctor felt compelled to snap the dick shot because this guy has “Hot Rod” tattoed on his dick. Apparently this guy, who happens to own a strip club, got the tattoo on a $1,000 bet.
So the real question is how much would the bet have to be for you to get a dick tattoo? Nobody is going to see it but you run the risk of having every girl you try to sleep with for the rest of your life laughing you out of the bedroom. This guy owns a strip club and I am guessing strippers would probably be into a dick tattoo. However I would bet most normal girls would probably be freaked out. I don’t know it is a hard thing to put a price on. I think I would have to go at least $10,000. That gets you out of the “bunch of drunken friends pooling money” territory and makes it serious. As serious as a dick tattoo can be.
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Only if it was a tattoo of the Cookie Monster (might as well add “creepy” into the mix).
if I could do something tasteful (a medium sized Kanji symbol or something) the price would be fairly low. “Hot Rod”, however, would cost you a cool $25,000
I have a tatoo of the Spaceneedle on my penis but most of the time it just looks like a wierd flying saucer…