I think we all know that Jack Nicholson loves the ladies but this is pretty goddamn impressive.
RANDY JACK NICHOLSON reckons he could have as many as NINE THOUSAND kids. The legendary Lothario has four acknowledged offspring by three women. But Shining star Jack said: “There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.” He said: “You can’t get too wild these days but I’m as wild as you can get.”
So, Jack says he could have as many as 9,000 kids which I will assume means he has banged 9,000 different ladies. After my initial reaction of, “Jesus Christ that’s a lot of birds!”, I wondered exactly what kind of pace you would have to keep up to hit the 9,000 mark by the age of 70. Let’s do a little “number of ladies banged” math. If Jack got started on the ladies at the ripe young age of 15 that would mean he has been in business for the last 55 years, 9000/55 gives you 163.6 ladies a year. Let’s take it one step further and really bottle your mind by dividing 163.6 into 365. That comes out to 2.23. That means for the last 55 years Jack Nicholson has kept an average pace of a new lady every 2.23 days. If that isn’t goddamn impressive I don’t know what is.
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