Well, it’s official - 2007 has been one shitty year for hot women. Brittany Spears turns into a fat whack job, Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting married, Lindsay Lohan has totally lost it, Paris Hilton has further proved to be a whore, Amy Winehouse is a female Pete Doherty, even Jamie Lynn Spears has a bun in the oven, and Jessica Alba just delivered the dagger!
It was only two weeks ago when I started crying myself to sleep after hearing of Jessica Alba’s pregnancy, but now there’s news that she’s engaged too! The most reliable source for celebrity gossip and news, People magazine, has confirmed that Alba is in fact wearing an engagement ring from her baby’s daddy, Cash Warren. The two have been together for three and half…blah blah blah!
Seriously?!?! This year sucks! 2008 can not get here fast enough. Somebody get Vince Vaughn or Charlie Sheen on the phone to break this up, stat! I’m going home to burn my “Fantastic Four” and “Honey” DVD collection.
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The hell with Alba…it’s all about Biel. Alba is dumb and boring, Biel is magnificent. I used to get them mixed up and view them as interchangeable, but then I saw Biel in “Next” with Nic Cage (the movie is trash) and she was so gorgeous, I now like her a lot.
Who really cares? I will bet cash money that the marriage doesn’t last a year.