My lady friend is on her Christmas break from grad school and I convinced her to drop a couple of celebrity gossip related posts here on Tasty Booze. Apparently she is a little fired up about hot celebrities getting pregnant, who knew we had so much in common.

She may not want you to call her Latina but now our favorite spandex clad superhero can be called Jessica “I got a bun in the oven” Alba! As her reps confirmed, Jessica has jumped on the Hollywood Baby Bandwagon. I swear babies are the new small dogs. The Baby’s Daddy is none other than Cash Warren. What, you’ve never heard of him? Yeah that’s because he’s not really worth knowing. They met when he was a director’s assistant on Fantastic Four. But that’s not really the problem here. The problem I have is that all our fav lady humps are turning into baby bumps! I guess all we can wait for now is for the next generation of celebrity offspring to grow-up, maybe have a coke habit or two and then bare all in Playboy. Personally, I’m pulling for Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, but until then please, please, please, don’t let Jessica Biel get knocked-up. I don’t think I’ll survive another hot body lost to maternity muu-muus.

She sent me a shot of Alba in sweats looking like she just left the gym. I decided to do a little upgrade. You’re welcome.