Man, what the hell is going on in San Francisco? Instead of priests molesting little boys, they have a guy who dresses like a nun and flashes his wang at little girls. Thanks to The Dude in crazy San Francisco.
(11-17) 22:38 PST UNION CITY — A man wearing nothing except what looked like a nun’s habit on his head approached three young girls in a Union City church parking lot Saturday and ordered them into his car before they fled the scene, police reported.
The girls, all under the age of 11, were in the lot at Our Lady of the Rosary Church on B Street around 4:18 p.m. when the man shouted “Get into my car” at them from his vehicle, police said.
The suspect then opened the driver’s door “and was fully nude except for a blue nun’s habit or similar (garb) on his head. The suspect was covering his genitals with both hands,” according to a statement issued by police.
The girls ran into the church.
The suspect was described as a light-skinned male is his mid-20s to mid-30s, about 6 feet tall and of average build. He was driving a blue SUV believed to be an older two-door Chevy Blazer with black running boards. Police ask that anyone who might have witnessed the incident, or who might have helpful information, contact them at 510-471-1365.
Original Article: San Francisco Chronicle
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Blue??
Sounds like hard times have fallen on old Cobra Commander. The even only half quoted him (they left out the “get outta my dreams” part)