Female TastyBooze readers, here’s your chance… you could become the next Tara Reid. No, we’re not talking about getting terrible breast implants or just being hideous in general
, we’re talking about the opportunity to be Jeremy Shockey’s next girlfriend.
That’s right, the New York Giants’ Jeremy Shockey and former boyfriend of Tara Reid, is throwing a New Year’s Eve bash and he’s expecting some of the hottest girls from the Big Apple to attend. How does he know they’ll be hot? Well, looks like some of Shockey’s friends will be doing some screening via a Craigslist posting:
Manhattan’s hottest, newest nightclub is hosting Jeremy Shockey’s New Year’s Eve Party and we want to surround his guys with the city’s hottest girls. If you think you can dress, dance, and drink the part, then please send one head and one body shot, as well as your name and contact info, to brunofierce@gmail.com. Free entry and open bar all night long to the ladies we select.
This sounds like a great idea, it’s not like anyone can just pull some of these from some random Web site (MySpace anyone). If you think the Giants have any shot in the playoffs this year… time to re-evaluate.
If you don’t feel like settling on the second-best to ring in 2008, and really want to hook up with the biggest bitch on the team, go after this guy.
Original article from our friends at Deadspin.
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I would love to be able to party with Shockey. I have read some crazy stories about his antics in Vegas.
i been reading thru…and im not a NYG fan at all
but i do want to say
im sorry you had to eat your words for this post…
I LOVE JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT IS A SHAME HE LEFT THE GIANTS.HE HAS THE SEXIEST BUTT IN FOOTBALL.HAVE TO GET READY FOR HIM IN GOLD PANTS. I LOVE U JEREMY.WILL STAND BY u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love,kathy
i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!