Things will probably slow down a little bit around here over the next few days. Most of us Tasty Boozers are traveling to see family and have managed to get the rest of the week off work. I for one will be sans internet from Wednesday until sometime on Friday. I know it’s shocking but I will manage to survive somehow. Anyway, don’t be discouraged if there is a lack of new posts this week because we will be back in full force by Friday or Saturday. If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and watch Christmas Vacation.
Clark: Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
