You don’t need a flux capacitor but you are going to need a cool $10 million to get your hands on project Clockstar. In case you don’t have the $10 million up front you have the option of paying it off over 90 days, which is nice. I feel completely comfortable sending $10 million to someone located in Las Vegas who has no feedback on their Ebay profile. Oh, did I fail to mention this ground breaking time travel theory is available for sale exclusively on Ebay? $10 million would get you a shitload of pulls on the old nickel slots. In case you have any questions there is a phone number posted with auction. Maybe I should call and confirm that no flux capacitor is involved.
This is a True, Real, and Viable Time Travel Theory & Project. Logistics, Mapping and Methodology.Complete with Illustrations.
PROJECT CLOCKSTAR;
This is the Foundation of True Time Travel. Mathematically & Mechanically Pinpoints, Absolute, Stable.vs temporal, Variable. Constant. Wormhole/Porthole for Precise Pre-Calculated Entry Point in Time and Space. Mathematically Generated Point of Interest in Real Space. Provides Route, Entrance & Exit Points. I Absolutely Guarantee that this is the Basis, Foundation, and Future of Time Travel. This is the Only Document/Project on the Planet that can make this Claim and Prove it. This is a Strategic Advantage for America. GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!
After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work, our Discovery Indicates that the Possibility of Time Travel exists. It is a very Complex and Precise Formula. Under Precise Conditions this is Possible and Achievable. This Document & Project is completely Original and Exclusive It is not Plagiarized or Based on Anyone elses work. It is Real and True Science and Mathematics. This Document Facilitates Precise and Exact entry Point in Time and Space Desired. This Document & Project is One of a kind. A Forty–Two page Hand- Written Original. Included is Set-Up Chapter for Absolute Timing. Several Government Agencies have been Notified of its Existance.
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I just think it’s great that the guy’s email ends with “cox.net”
I always trust cox for my time traveling needs…
Also, the quote of the piece is:
>>I have been told my work is” Absolute Exact Science” and “Very Impressive”.<<
It happens without warning. It creeps into your life and all of a sudden, you’re hooked. At first you’re the life of the party, and later you’re the drunk of the party. When you’re young, twenties and thirties, your body can handle all the booze, no problem. But mentally it impairs the way you view and feel the world around you.
This has to be legit. There are illustrations.
If that’s not funny enough for you, another one sprung up:
http://tinyurl.com/yto9gk