I love a story that’s close to home. So you and the lady friend are getting ready to play a game of hide the salami in the shower and your dog wants to watch the action. Do you A)kick the dog out of the bathroom on get on with things B)Call your lady friend a bitch or C)Get your ass beat and end up with a dislocated shoulder?
Today’s lucky winner, a 26 year old ass clown from Bremerton, WA, got the old B and C combination. When his girlfriend asked him to get the dog out of the bathroom he reportedly told her maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more and then “called her a name”. Apparently those are fighting words in B-town because the girlfriend punched him several times in the face and the guy ended up with a dislocated shoulder after the naked fight ended.
Why did this idiot want the dog in the bathroom so bad? Was he going to high-paw him while he was humping away?
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