Tasty Booze Home Tasty Booze Posts Tasty Booze Video Tasty Booze Pictures Tasty Booze Ladies Tasty Booze Reviews Tasty Booze Search

And The Award For The Biggest Rectum Goes To…

by Mitch Martin on January 12, 2008

Jason Panchalk, 36, who is currently residing in the Pima County Jail after being convicted for trafficking stolen property. Apparently Jason managed to smuggle syringes, matches, a lighter, heroin, marijuana and an assortment of pills into the jail all of which were hidden in his rectum. According to a Seargent at the jail inmates aren’t given a full cavity search when they are admitted.

“We strip them down, we have them open their mouth make sure they don’t have anything inside their mouth, they lift their tongue up and then we have them squat and cough. If they got good muscles, they’ll hold it up there.”

I have a feeling the squat and cough test is going to be phased out at the Pima County Jail after this little episode. How the fuck do you get a syringe up there plus other shit? (pun intended)

Original Story: KVOA news

Read More About:
Share and Bookmark This Post:
  • Print this article!
  • E-mail this story to a friend!
  • Technorati
  • Digg
  • TwitThis
  • Fark
  • StumbleUpon
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Sphinn
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us

Leave a Comment

Previous post: Bank Robber Has Ginormous Balls Made Of Steel

Next post: Where will the nerds be on Monday? MacWorld!