Here are the winners.
Consumer Reports rated beer, too, based on taste, cost and calories. It gives its best buy rating to Busch Light, Natural Light and Keystone Light.
You have got to be dry fucking me! I love Busch Light. I don’t drink it on a regular basis anymore, but I spent four years of college drinking nothing but Busch Light so it holds a special place in my heart. But Natty Light and Keystone Light!? Did they even taste these beers? What did they compare them to, piss? I don’t know how Consumer Reports weighted the taste, cost and calories categories, but I am not going to believe a fucking thing that they write again. They just lost all street cred with me. The Super Bowl comes around once a year, it is a time for celebration for fucks sake. Buy a tasty micro-brew or at least some Bud Heavy.
Mad Mardigan bought 30 cases of Keystone Light for a party back in college because they had a $1 mail-in-rebate sticker on each 24 pack. We choked down the shit in the name of fun, but that was the first and last time we ever bought Keystone Light for a party. We later read the fine print and found out it was one rebate per household. It was hard to find an available shitter the next day and it wasn’t because people were throwing up. If Keystone Light tears up a bunch of in-their-drinking-prime college students, what is it going to do to a bunch of middle aged dudes?
I am not even going to dignify the Natty Light selection with a story or a response.
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They also found that beer in a can is better than beer in a bottle. Of course, this ignores the obvious selection problem…GOOD BEER IS NOT SERVED IN A CAN.
I disagree, key light is a fine choice… And the cans are more ergonomically shaped as well - thinner for enhanced grip and more beer-can surface area for faster chilling when you need it now.
where the hell is PBR? for cheapness and smoothness, it cannot be beat! it won a blue ribbon!
real men drink steel reserve.
and there are NO complaints.
but i can see busch and keystone. but natty? really?
After about a 5 year hiatus from Busch Light I started drinking it again, mostly because of the price…which is rock bottom. I personally drink beer for the buzz, and I think that anyone who says they drink beer for the taste is a liar…if you’re going for taste, drink Kool Aid. I love Busch Light, especially a 6 pack of tall boys for 3.14 that I can get at the local mini mart right now. That’s over 600 Busch Lights for every one of those new Carlsberg’s….now that’s genius
Busch light was all we drank at U Maryland….love that shit