Nobody likes to wake up from a drunken pass out and find that their friends have drawn a dick on their face but pulling a knife is a little extreme. Who hasn’t fallen victim to a least one flagging in their drinking career?
Scott Masse passed out in his apartment and woke up to find his three buddies laughing at him. Once he realized he had a dick on his face he chased his three buddies outside and demanded to know who the amateur artist was. When no one would fess up to the crime Masse removed a pocket knife from his britches and started yelling “he was going to start cutting people until he found out who drew on his face.”
First of all it would be harder to “start cutting people up” with a pocket knife then it would be to wash your face and second, Jesus Christ, have a sense of humor. When I was in college we drew a dick on a buddies face when he passed out early before a party. He woke up and showed up to the party with the dick on his face and spent two hours talking to people at the party including girls without having a clue about the face paint he was sporting. Sure he was pissed when he found out but we all had a good laugh and he got over it. No reason to involve weapons.
Original Story: Murfreesboro Post.com
NOTE: That isn’t Mr. Masse in the picture, just some poor bastard I found courtesy of a Google image search.
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If he passed out with his shoes on he can only blame himself
I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THIS WOULD HAPPEN!! WHAT DID I SAY? IF IT HAPPENED ONE MORE TIME, SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET CUT! I SHOULDA SHANKED ALL OF YOU! IF I GET ONE MORE PHALLIC RORSHARCH TEST ON MY FACE, YOU’RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN’ BLEED!!!!!!
Masse is a pussy.
I would have gutted them like a pig!