Don’t F–k With Burt Reynold’s Toupee

There isn’t much of a story here but this is one funny ass quote. I think everyone knows that Burt Reynolds, 71, is bald and that he wears a toupee in public. Apparently there are fans that want to steal the toupee and Burt is ready to take you down to
Chinatown if you try anything.

Reynolds tells Maxim magazine, “I wear wigs once in a while. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. It’s all a joke really. I always say, ‘If you can get it off my head before I kick all the air out of your body, let’s do that. One good thing, no matter how old I get, is that people say, ‘He’s crazy; he’ll kick you.’ I have that reputation, so I just stick with it.”

I love “I kick all the air out of your body”. That is comedy gold.