I have done some dumb shit under the influence of alcohol but this might take the cake as all time bonehead drunken stunt. A 51 year old Wisconsin woman called 911 and then hung up. When the dispatcher called back the woman explained that her passenger/boyfriend had told her to call because he felt she was too drunk to drive. The woman explained that he was the drunk one and gave the dispatcher a description of her vehicle along with her address. She then explained the dispatcher that she had to go because she doesn’t like talking on her cell phone while driving.

A healthy buzz is one thing, but driving while on a cell phone? That’s just fucking dangerous.

As you can imagine a couple of officers were waiting on her doorstep when she pulled in. After being questioned by the officers she admitted that she had drank “about a six pack”.

Hit the link for the full story plus audio of the 911 call.

Original Story: WRN.com