This is one of those things that could only happen in the movies.
James Stirparo, 27, was cruising drunk in his Jeep Cherokee yesterday morning at about 2:30 a.m. when he lost control and smashed into the left and the right guardrails. Somehow he was ejected from the vehicle and landed in the center lane of the I-495 interstate. Probably a little dazed Stirparo was struggling to get to his knees when a fucking semi-truck passed directly over him without touching him at all.
So he is ejected from the vehicle, I am assuming through the windshield, manages to survive and then a goddamn semi drives over him. This lucky SOB just used up all his luck for 2008. I hope he doesn’t have any trips to Vegas on his agenda.
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