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Floridians Are Crazy #11

by Mitch Martin on January 9, 2008

This guy is one hell of a criminal mastermind…Florida style.

Jimmy Leeroy Walker has broken into a local car wash twice since Christmas. To prevent the cops from catching him he wore socks on his hands during both robberies. I am guessing this was to prevent leaving any fingerprints behind. Unfortunately for Mr. Walker the car wash was equipped with a surveillance system which recorded both of this sock-handed capers.

You may have noticed how I didn’t mention anything about a mask being worn during either of these robberies. Apparently not satisfied with his life of crime Mr. Walker stopped by the same car wash just a few days ago and dropped off an employment application with the manager. So, no mask during robbery, no mask during application drop off, I think you can probably see how this is going to play out. The manager who had watched the surveillance footage recognized Mr. Walker and reported him to the local fuzz. Well seeing as how Mr. Walker was thorough enough to put his home address on his employment application it wasn’t to hard for the fuzz to drop by his house and arrest his dumbass.

To his credit I bet they didn’t find a single goddamn fingerprint after his two heists. I am not surprised he needed a job. The carwash didn’t disclose how much Mr. Walker made off in the first robbery but he only netted $9 on his second run.

Original Story: abc.com (mugshot goodness)

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