Beer-bellied German alcoholics are the new drug mule of choice? I guess it kinda makes sense.
It seems that many of Germany’s unemployed career drinkers are being recruited as human couriers to smuggle cocaine into Europe inside their bodies. Hey, they got the gut for it, and not much else to live for. Plus, you know they can swallow a hell of a lot more of those little drug balloons then a scared little Mexican girl. The article I found claimed they could transport up to an ENTIRE KILO of coke through customs. And their gag reflex is probably second to none. And I bet they work for booze.
The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced it’s the most ingenious unethical idea since Bumvertising.
Original article at Spiegel online
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Makes ya wonder how many cokeheads pay attention to where their drugs come from.
I mean, who’d want to snort something that came out of somebody else’s asshole?
Just sayin..
Ingenious way to take advantage of a beer belly. I can’t believe it has taken this long for the clever drug dealers to come up with this.