The Four Points Hotel chain has found their new CBO (chief beer officer). I wish somebody would have notified me that the position was open so I could have joined the pool of 7,000 candidates. Where the fuck were you on that on that CareerBuilder.com?
Reposiblities of the CBO include “visiting breweries, beer festivals and bars, and selecting beers for hotel menus” and most importantly drinking copious amounts of delicious beer.
Let’s be honest even if I had gotten the job I probably wouldn’t have lasted six months. I can’t see myself getting a whole lot accomplished when I would be spending everyday getting drunk.
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