I was browsing the web killing some time at work today when I came across this hair club ad. There are a couple things that struck me as odd about it. First off the before and after photos don’t even look like the same guy. Sure they both have brown hair but the before guy looks like he is having his mugshot taken after being arrested for murdering three people. The after guy on the other hand looks like he just got done banging that chick in the bikini on the left.
Here is the big question, does the hair club program also give you six pack abs? As Peyton Manning says in regards to getting a six pack, “Unless your under the age of 23 or a professional athlete, it’s probably not going to happen.” If you had to make a snap judgment about whether or not the guy in the before picture had six pack abs you would say no, 100% of people would say no. But there is that after picture where he has his sweet quaffed mid 90’s do back and the beach body to go with it. The ad says, “Restore your HAIR and Confidence in 4 weeks.” Is “Confidence” code for six pack abs? It must be. I checked out their site and all three guys I saw went from chubby faced bald guys in the before shot to jawline and muscles in the after shot. And, surprise, surprise all three guys had a good looking chick with them after this 4 week miracle hair and ab program.
Is there anyone out there that has used this program? Do you have more hair and abs then you know what to do with? I am cool in the hair department but I could go for some ab chiseling. I wonder if I can get one without the other or am I going to end up looking like wolf boy? Six pack abs are no good to me if I am all wolfed out.
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the scary truth that they dont want you to know is that 2% of hairclub patients get the old switcheroo pulled on them…instead of head-hair and a six pack, they just get more of that unappealing belly hair
I was concerned about that.
What if it back fired and you ended up still bald with a flabby belly and the hairiest asshole on the planet.
That guy has got more like a 12 pack of abs. But seriously how old is that picture? Is this hair technology from the 80’s? Because last time I checked, guys don’t wair swim trunks with elastic waist bands and girls don’t wear their hair like that.
I think the hair club gives you hair, and sucks out every ounce of body fat you have, while increasing your stomach muscle mass to the point of bursting…but the drawback is, it sends you back to 1989 and drops your IQ to the mid-twenties…