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Heidi Montag: Hot Media Whore

by Baba Ganoush on January 11, 2008

I will admit, I watch The Hills. Say whatever you want, but the show is awful television. And that is why I love it! It’s obviously scripted, but who cares? It’s entertaining and that’s pretty much all I need out of TV.

The problem with The Hills is the “actors” outside of their little “reality” show. I would think that the majority of them have come to grips that they really are not celebrities. But the press and gossip sites seem fooled (me included). The multiple US Weekly covers, Seventeen, etc. True the girls are hot, but come on… there are so many other people out there who are so much more deserving.

heidi.jpgThe biggest media whore of them all is Heidi Montag, the cosmetically enhanced ex-friend of The Hills centerpiece Lauren Conrad. Maybe you’ve seen Heidi on the cover of US Weekly discussing her boob job, or on The Hills professing her innocence in the rumor of a sex-tape featuring Lauren, or maybe you’ve seen her frolicking/showering on the beach in a skimpy two-piece. Yeah, when things are going a little slow, Heidi calls up some dickface with a camera and before you know it, we get to see her best impression of Baywatch all across the Web.

Well, she’s at it again… this time in Mexico with her “fiancé” Spencer Pratt. It’s essentially a magazine shoot. Heidi poses, puts on sun tan lotion, sticks out her ass, goes swimming, and gets carried by Spencer. You know… your typical day at the beach. Here’s the full set of pictures. Don’t even get me started on Spencer, he is worthless all on his own and deserves a separate post calling him out.

Trust me, it’s a lot easier to look at Heidi in still photos instead of having to hear her actually talk on the The Hills.

Thanks to The Superficial for doing the dirty work with the collection. Although, he obviously hates her a little more than I do.

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“The Hills” Is Back, Now With Less Clothes
March 21, 2008 at 11:00 am

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Spencer January 11, 2008 at 10:47 am

Dude, I am awesome.

J Diggles January 11, 2008 at 10:54 am

Awful show, check. Annoying actress, check. Hot Body, check.

Mr. Wonka January 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Baba used to make me watch this show as pennance for being able to watch Heroes on his gigantic HDTV…it was barely worth it, sitting through this fake trash.

Mitch Martin January 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Aren’t her 15 minutes up?

Baba Ganoush January 11, 2008 at 3:32 pm

How dare you refer to her breasts as “fake trash” Mr. Wonka… her breast are beautiful!

Mr. Wonka January 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm

her breasts are as fake as the show is!

Mitch Martin January 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm

Beautiful bags of saline.

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