Another local story from the great state of Washington. Check out this genius dressed as a pirate trying to break into a coffee shop. The owner of the coffee shop posted the surveillance video on YouTube with his own Jack Sparrow narration of the attempted break-in. Apparently this chucklehead of a Jack Sparrow doesn’t have much training in the flying kick department. At about the 2 minute mark he takes a running jump kick at the door which results in him hobbling around on the pavement in pain.
A girlfriend recognized the dumbass when the surveillance video was played on local news and called to tell him about it. The thief turned himself into police with the excuse that he was blacked out at the time and doesn’t remember anything about the attempted robbery.
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hi-larious…the thing is, he didn’t look clumsy enough to be blacked out. I think he was just kinda drunk, and very stupid. pick up a GOD DAMN ROCK or something. punching windows? fuck’s this, amateur hour?
I saw this on the news when I was at the gym last night… hilarious. He must have really wanted some coffee!