Oh wait, it was a department store mannequin. Some dipshit in England ordered a mannequin thinking that it was a sex doll. Well the mannequin showed up and the man started his business when he realized his dick was stuck in mannequin’s 24 millimeter hole. The chucklehead ended up having to use a pair of scissors to cut the mannequin off his pecker.

Has this guy not heard of lube? Instead of chalking this all up to bad luck the ass clown actually called the mannequin company and complained. He went so far as to ask for a refund which the company refused. What did he think they were going to say? “Oh we understand it was an honest mistake. Go ahead and send back our merchandise you just got done fucking.”

NOTE: 24 millimeters is about 0.94 inches.

Original Story: The Sun