Apparently this ass clown missed that day in kindergarten when they taught you to carry sharp pointy things with the sharp pointy end towards the ground. Of course when you are stealing hunting knives you probably missed a whole lot more school then just kindergarten. For instance the follow up to the sharp pointy end towards the ground lesson which was the don’t run with aforementioned sharp pointy objects lesson.
This genius put about $300 dollars worth of hunting knives into the waistband of his pants and then tried to flee the scene. He was trying to execute a high speed foot escape but managed to trip and fall, stabbing himself in the stomach.
Yep, this dipshit actually put the knives into his waistband with the blades pointing up. I understand the guy probably doesn’t want to cut his dick off but dead center blade up? That is just ridiculous. I hope he learned his lesson and next time will try to lift the knives with collapsible blades.
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This sounds like the same guy who stole the salamis. Luckily salami won’t kill you… at first.