The mugshot tells a slightly different story. How are you going to convince the police you aren’t bombed when you tell them your obviously fucked up grill isn’t bloody? This winner has racked up two DUIs in the Texas and just picked up number five in Massachusetts.

Employees at a local cafe called police and reported a drunk customer was trying to drive off. Officers found his cruising at a safe 50 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. He told officers that he had only had four drinks and that his face wasn’t bleeding. When officers questioned the diner employees they reported that Mr. Newell fell flat on his face right after he stepped out of the diner.

Here is my favorite part of the story.

A Hudson man is being held without bail until a hearing today to determine if he is a danger to the public after he was arrested for his fifth drunken driving charge in Massachusetts.

Working on his fifth DUI and they still have to determine if he is a danger to the public? How many DUIs can you get in Massachusetts before you do not pass go and just head straight to jail?

Original Story: Wicked Local